Rebecca Black, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! I HATE "Friday"!

SO...I was over at Never Jaded today, catching up on my blogging & comment posting, and I see a post about this internet sensation named, Rebecca Black.  It looked interesting because the post was pretty much BASHING her YouTube hit, "Friday".  So, I got to YouTube, search for "Rebecca Black Friday", and there it is, and THIS is what I see & FORCE myself to listen to:

*blank stare* are you ok? Cause after I watched the WHOLE video, I WAS NOT!

Did y'all hear her voice?! I mean, is that what we're calling singing nowadays?!  First of all, I understand the song is all about Friday and the weekend, but the song really makes NO SENSE!  She's just talking really, over the music...no RHYMING, no CATCHY phrase, just words & music.  THEN there's her VOICE!  She sounds WORSE than chipmunks, or the sound your voice makes when you suck helium form a balloon, it's HORRENDOUS!  

And THEN the video itself, I HONESTLY thought it was a skit or parody from Saturday Night Live, ROTFLMAO! I was thinking, this CAN'T be real, it really can't, but IT IS!  Not only is it real, but SOMEBODY likes it clearly, with the over 22,000,00 hits she has on YouTube AND she's a trending topic on Twitter, WOW!  I just don't know what to say, or think...

50 Tyson...YouTube Sensation, has BLOWN UP!

Keyshia boo! NO!

YES the baby is ADORABLE...

YES this is so cute...MOTHER & SON

Keyshia...NO to those black roots with the blonde hair

NO...to that HUGE baby contraption on her back. LMAO..WHAT IS IT?!

Lebron to Savannah: "Here's $25 MILLION boo...SSSSHHHH!"

So, my "gasping news" for the week...
"King James" will pay his girlfriend/baby mamma
$25 MILLION to keep her mouth SHUT to the public if they EVER break up (Lord forbid)!  And to my knowledge, well what I believe, I don't THINK that includes child support (TWO kids).  It is in fact MUCH BETTER than giving her half.

When I first heard this, the FIRST thing that popped in my head was "What does Mr. James have to hide?!' *side eye*
Or maybe IF they DO break up, I wouldn't be surprised if she became that bitter, angry, black woman who would spill ALL of their "family secrets" in some TELL-ALL book...

What do Y'ALL think? Would you accept this "agreement"?

Chris Brown. Rocsi. WTF?. HIT THAT DOUGIE!

so, I missed this episode when it first came on last week...

I saw people Tweeting "What does Chris have on, on 106 & Park?!"

NOW I see WHY they made such a big fuss.

Come ON Chris boo! YEAH you are fine as HELL, but:

the jacket, is that a "Shmedium"

the capris *blank stare*

and the shoes, well those were cool

BUT WHO TOLD YOU THAT LOOKED OK LOVE?!

It reminded me of an R&B farmer, LMAO!

(I still love you Chris hun!)

And THEN....ROCSI!

I mean, she has a nice body and all, but I did NOT like that one-piece!

and then not that the outfit ALONE wasn't busy enough...

she had to add those EXTRA ass shoes!

It was just TOO MUCH going on, TOO MUCH!

she is never consistent with her outfits...NEVER

now her SHOE GAME...it ROCKS!

NOW to the POSITIVE side of things...

CHRIS HIT THAT DOUGIE!

I was crunk with him...WORKIN' it in front of my MAC LoL!

You ended it on a good note Chris, so I FORGIVE YOU for that outfit sweetie

What is a "Hot Ghetto Mess" you ask?

her eyebrows scare me....

you could be SO pretty boo...but this is just not wassup

can your legs breathe? like REALLY!

*singing* "somewheeeere over the rainbow....."

IT'S BARBIE BITCH!!!!

she would TERRIFY me if I had to check her out, OMG!

that POOR little baby...awwwwww!

Really?! Over some NUGGETS?!

"The King's" $50 Million Castle

which happens to be Miami Heat's team President, Pat Riley's, old house....

$50 Million...REALLY?!?!?!?!

It's not even his OWN house....he bought SOMEONE ELSE'S house!!!!

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Soulja Boy...WHAT?!

Ok....I'm not EVEN gonna lie, I mean I could see me & my girls GETTIN' IT in the club to this song, I'm feelin' that beat, but this video?! Can we say "LOW BUDGET"?! ... 1 GIRL and like 15 GUYS LoL!

HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

***SIDE NOTE: I KNOW y'all see Diddy's FINE ASS stepson Quincy in the back with the red shirt...CUTIE!!! (his mother is Kim Porter, and his dad is Al B. Sure.  He had his Sweet 16 on MTV)***

That "Couple" showing "Love"

So what do Y'ALL think?!

I mean, I'm not OK with the situation AT ALL with Swizzy & Alicia.  And y'all PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong...First, "Ms. Independent", "Ms. I Am Woman" Alicia comes in between a MARRIED couple, Mashonda & Swizzy, NOT COOL! Then not only are Swizzy & Alicia seen in public together BEFORE the divorce is final, it's MORE than PDA....Alicia gets PREGNANT (see video above) 4 months along as a matter of fact.  To ME, that's just dirty!  I feel like, if you look up HOME-WRECKER in the dictionary...there is Alicia with a big smile on her face, giving the thumbs up LOL!  PLEEEEASE tell me if I'm wrong, I enjoy a great conversation/debate, it's all in GOOD FUN ladies & gents!

Kobe...I just DON'T get it!

this one...it MUST go! ROTFLMAO!

*shrugs*....he tried #FAIL!

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Ciara boo...what is this?!

NEW! "Basic Instinct (You Got Me)"

like REAL TALK, I'm so lost...this is what you give us after being sorta M.I.A.?!

I'm DISAPPOINTED! can we say CHEAP?!

Heidi?! Are those BOOBIES or BALLOONS?!

"The Hills" star, Mrs. Heidi Montag, showed off her "body work" for the 1st time at the Grand Opening of Liquid Pool Lounge at Aria Resort & Casino in Las Vegas...she looks UNCOMFORTABLE!

I mean her face reminds me of "The Cat Lady" LoL!

Let's recap what Mrs. Heidi had done:

1. mini brow lift 

2. Botox in her brow & frownline area 

3. nose job revision 

4. fat injections in cheeks 

5. nasolabial folds and lips

6. chin reduction

7. neck liposuction

8. her ears pinned back 

9. breast augmentation revision 

10. liposuction on her waist, hips and inner and outer thighs 

11. buttock augmentation

WHERE THEY DO THAT AT?!

I mean...what do y'all think?! I think she looked FINE the way she was before honestly!

Side Note: All good things must come to an end #sadface

The Hills FINAL SEASON (Season 6) premieres April 27th @ 10/9 CST

The Hills - MTV Shows - The Hills (Season 5) - MTV Shows

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Really R. Kelly?! This is it?!

I'm a LITTLE disappointed Mr. "R."...like how much did this video cost?

I hear your "Echo", but I was expecting SO much more, ESPECIALLY being that this is off of your HIGHLY ANTICIPATED "Untitled" album.  COME ON SON!

I do STILL looooove this song though...LoL!

I don't get it...

ok, so what was the point of that HIDEOUS wig?!

but wait...forget about all that, will you LOOK at his CHEST, my LAWD!

T.O. showed off his goods at the Richie Rich A*muse show at Mercedes Fashion Week...

MAYBE this was the look that they wanted, you know...with the wig and all, LOL!

I GUESS!

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NO HATERS HERE! NOPE!

so, with the HUGE Superbowl win tonight by the New Orleans Saints, ALL of their fans seem to think that anyone who wasn't WITH them, or wasn't rooting for them, was a HATER...NO SIRS & MA'AMS! Not liking someone/something does NOT equal hating! I mean can't a person not like on someone/something?!  I think that's legal, LoL!  I am a TRUE Dallas Cowboy fan, I BLEED blue & silver, till the day that I die, it TRULY runs through my blood, LoL!  But the thing is, I have NEVER been a Saints fan, never have been, & never will be, I have no reason to be.  I DEFINITELY don't "jump on bandwagons",  seeing as though my Cowboys didn't make it to the Championship.  And then ALL OF SUDDEN, there's this "rivalry" with the Saints & the Cowboys that the Saints fans started out of nowhere, from the December 19th game that was played IN THE DOME, and we WHOOPED up on them, IN THEIR HOUSE...it STILL kills them that they haven't gotten that re-match, and they had EVERY excuse in the WORLD when we beat them...but that's a WHOLE other story!  Back to what I was saying, honestly, I didn't know a THING about the Saints before this football season and their fans are SO BRUTAL, I knew a LITTLE something, something about the Colts (black coach, THE Peyton Manning), and in my eyes they were the "Underdog", so I went for them.  Is that SO bad?! Now here's the thing, if I had been rooting FOR the Saints, all would've heard was "Oh so NOW you wanna be a Saints fan?!" "Now you wanna say "Who Dat""?! "Wait, Wait, I thought you didn't like us?!"  So see what I'm saying, you just can't win with them, that's why I don't even bother, LOL!  But I AM a great sport, and I DO congratulate when it's due, so again I say:

CONGRATULATIONS 

TO THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS!!!

...and she was there because?!

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Snookie, love her, she cracks me UP on Jersey Shore with her dancing a**...

BUT what was she doing at The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards?!

I guess when you get just a LITTLE bit of fame, that's your ticket in.

I mean General Larry "Pants on the Ground" Platt was there, doing his choreography AND ALL on the red carpet, so...

WHAT THE HEY! Let's ALL go to the Grammys LoL!

(BTW....i DO love her booties!)

is all that REALLY necessary?!?!?!

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ok, I can understand a clip here, a suck there, a tug over there...but OVER 10 procedures in ONE day?! That's OUT OF LINE!  Heidi Montag was ALWAYS a pretty girl to me before ALL that surgery, when she was on MTV's Laguna Beach, cute girl, and I LOVE and WANT her long hair so bad (I know, I know, I can go buy it, cause clearly it's not ALL hers, LoL) but I want it to look like that EVERYDAY! I guess that's what happens when you're a celebrity....get someone to do it for you EVERYDAY...lol

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fat injections in her cheeks...

nasolabial fold (nose job lol)...

lips...

mini eyebrow lift...

ears pinned back...

neck lipo...

chin reduction...

& the list goes ON!

Hatin' A** Bitch!

...now THAT'S what you call a SORE LOSER!

somethin' SAVORY to drink...

GO AHEAD! try it with a little cornbread dressing, green bean casserole, & a bit of cranberry sauce... YUM-OH!

Jones Pure Cane Soda, in celebration of Thanksgiving, has created a LIMITED EDITION Tofu Turkey & Gravy Soda...TOTALLY vegan....& TOTALLY DISGUSTING in my opinion, EEEEWWW!