Showing posts with label iHate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iHate. Show all posts

Monday, July 18, 2011

FOX NEWS = CHRIS BROWN HATERS!

and we have to watch this channel pretty much ALL DAY at work...UGH!
I am a FIRM believer in FORGIVING and FORGETTING, I mean STFU PLEASE *smh*

Saturday, April 2, 2011

On a SERIOUS but SAD note *smh*


I was over at MissJia's yesterday and I couldn't believe this video...it's sad, but true, STILL in 2011!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Oily, Flat Hair...I HATE IT!


one thing I can't STAND is flat, oily, lifeless, limp hair...YUCK!  My hair is EXTREMELY thick, I get it from my dad's side, and I thank him for that LoL!  When I was younger, I couldn't STAND for my hair to be BIG and poofy, and full of body.  It made me feel like I was doing too much, like I was about to be in a pageant, like I had "Texas Hair" lol!  Well, as I got older, I started to appreciate what my father passed down to me, my THICK, FULL-BODIED hair, LOVE IT!  The SECOND I feel it getting oily, and separating, and not holding girl, just GROSS...I HAVE to wash it, I just HAVE too!  

Well, I had heard this before, if you don't have the time to wash your hair, baby powder is your answer!  A quick fix for those oily roots,  just apply a small amount of baby powder to the root and scalp area. Massage into the hair and fluff excess powder out. This absorbs your natural oil AND it leaves your hair smelling baby clean!


Sunday, May 23, 2010

a MUST READ...How to Tick People Off!

  • Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  • Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  • Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  • Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  • Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  • TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  • type only in  lowercase.
  • dont use any punctuation either
  • Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  • Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Sing along at the opera.
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
in other words...JUST A FEW WAYS TO PISS PEOPLE OFF lol!

Monday, February 8, 2010

love...it does this, it hurts

how I feel now.....

how I NEVER want to feel...

I sit & cry, and cry, and cry....but I shouldn't be crying, I really shouldn't.
it happens to often to where I start to question & think maybe I DID something wrong.
I know it should NEVER come to this, EVER!
I mean our love is SO deep, I know it is, so does he, or else I wouldn't be feeling this way.
I just don't get it, I'm supposed to be the one he can come to for anything.
I'm supposed to be the one he can open up to...
BUT I'M NOT! WHY?!
I'm not like the "others", I won't do him dirty, I appreciate a good man, & that's what he is.
The questioning in our relationship should be GONE out the window.
I'm to the point where I will do WHATEVER it takes to keep him, to SHOW him this is REAL!
This is not like your past boo!  Wake up and SEE THIS!
I don't do what I do for you because I HAVE to, I do it, from the heart, because I LOVE YOU!
We may be 600+ miles away, but WHO GIVES a damn!
That's our test, that's what's supposed to keep us strong.
Don't they say, "Patience is a virtue"? Or "Absence makes the heart grow fonder"?!
Hear me babe when I say, I LOVE YOU!
Stop pushing me away, I am hear for YOU, for US!
I wish you would see that!
I can't deal with another broken heart, I just can't....
All I ask you to do is LOVE ME!
LOVE ME like in the beginning and do it all the time.
you need me....I need you...and YOU know it.
love "Hunny"

Monday, October 19, 2009

HEY! NO FAIR!

BLESS HIS HEART! ESPN reports that Smith has a concussion. In case you have NO idea what I'm talking about, yesterday during the game between the Carolina Panthers & the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Carolina Panthers safety Dante Wesley, JERK, was ejected late in the first half of the game against when he launched (YES! As in feet OFF the ground, flying through the air) himself into Buccaneers punt returner Clifton Smith, who had signaled for a fair catch.

Smith, poor baby, remained on the ground for a few minutes, then he was helped to his feet and walked off the field. Smith was hit in the upper body by Wesley, with his left shoulder. The Panthers were penalized 15 yards.

Smith had a concussion & missed the remainder of the game.



"You can check my record. ... I've never really tried to hurt anybody. I've never tried to take a cheap shot on anybody," Wesley claimed, stated NFL Fanhouse.

Well sir, YOU DID! WTF?! Who does that? I mean what is the point in TRYING to hurt someone THAT bad! My co-worker told me that they booed the CRAP out of Wesley....That's what his a** gets, MEANY!

* Shouts out to my boy, Aquib Talib, for being there for his fellow teammate! *

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Bless Her Heart =(

Awwwww Paula! Boo Boo! What were you THINKING?! This is OVER-ACCESSORING to the MAX! I mean we already accepted your voice, but THIS?! Oh there is NO WAY! It's almost like she didn't know what to keep on & what to take off, SO she just said, "What the hell...let's just keep it all!" LMAO!


pic courtesy of Yahoo

Thursday, October 1, 2009

...with your LAZY A**!

I'm waiting for the elevator, on the 1st floor, in the lobby right? Ok, there's another man, and a woman...right? Alright, so it takes the elevator about a minute & a half, two minutes to come, so we all load up. Now, I press 6, the woman presses 10....WHY?! WHY? WHY? does this manly man press 2?! For real?! For real?! You mean to tell me you waited for an elevator to take you to the 2nd LEVEL ?! DUDE! You could've walked your LAZY A** on up those stairs, and you could've BEEN to your destination! I should've given him a CHUCK NORRIS KICK right to his throat, LmaO! I swear I gave him the meanest, most annoyed, side-eye EVER! And he's not the first, I think I deal with AT LEAST 3 a day...are y'all TRYING to make me mad? Trying to just ruin my day? Get some exercise...TAKE THE STAIRS!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

You're working my nerves...

TOP 10

1. BLUE CHEESE
2. little water puddles around my sink
3. a wrinkled, bed comforter on a MADE bed
4. steamed okra
5. bad a** kids
6. a begging ni**a
7. greasy, separated, FLAT hair
8. cold soup, YUCK!
9. talking on the phone...most of the time
10. a "Debbie Downer"

I KNOW I have more...BUT this is what came to mind first, so these MUST BE...THE ONES!

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