- Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
- TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
- type only in lowercase.
- dont use any punctuation either
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now." - Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
in other words...JUST A FEW WAYS TO PISS PEOPLE OFF lol!
6 comments:
my biggest pet peeve is when me say "nowudimtalkinbout" or "nawmean" after every friggin sentence...LOL
♥ SailorWifey
lmfao! I'm doing that thing with the mints tonight.
Lls , I will be doing
some of these ;)
That is HILARIOUS! I'd love to piss some folks off with this. Don't be shocked if I come back and "borrow" this for my blog. hahaaa
lol I like the to-go in the drive thru lane, lol
YaaaaaY! Glad y'all liked it LOL!
these were some KNEE SLAPPERS!
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